deleting some old emails from The Brunette
Below are emails, in their entirety sent to me by The Brunette:
"This sucks an uncanny amount of monkey balls."
"Lol, you can have him. Believe it or not, I have one of those at home. :P"
"Do you not understand how dangerous it is for BOTH of us to be looking at shoes at the same time?"
"Next Tuesday. Send me the link to the vein-y booby blog."
"Yeah, yeah...fuck you...whore. I really do have to pee though."
"Hey, don't worry about my issues, you have enough of your own."
"The next picture you send me had better include a hot mostly (if not all) naked man."
"The last time I was on Snopes I had to go home and take a very hot shower and had an upset stomach for hours after checking out the pics. I don't think I can handle going back. Your scared of watching Supernatural or Law and Order at night, I'm scared of mostly fake internet pictures. We all have our fears."
"I feel dumb after just listening to them. Thinking about intentionally busting my eardrums to stop the noise."
"You can't get emotionally involved with a music video for Christ's sake."
"Soooo, your saying you only go for the pricks that won’t admit they're pricks, huh?"
"So is it just me or is that guy talking more than Boss? The world is going to end any minute now...I can feel it.."
"I just sent you e-mail. Delete it quickly for your own health and sanity. WAY too much brain damage."
"Oh my God! He is too fucking cute, he actually says ma'am. I think I might just have to squeeze his cheeks (not sure which set.) :)"
"I have no clue what we are supposed to be doing, but I am about to scream. This is so stupid. So where should we look for jobs?"
"This sucks an uncanny amount of monkey balls."
"Lol, you can have him. Believe it or not, I have one of those at home. :P"
"Do you not understand how dangerous it is for BOTH of us to be looking at shoes at the same time?"
"Next Tuesday. Send me the link to the vein-y booby blog."
"Yeah, yeah...fuck you...whore. I really do have to pee though."
"Hey, don't worry about my issues, you have enough of your own."
"The next picture you send me had better include a hot mostly (if not all) naked man."
"The last time I was on Snopes I had to go home and take a very hot shower and had an upset stomach for hours after checking out the pics. I don't think I can handle going back. Your scared of watching Supernatural or Law and Order at night, I'm scared of mostly fake internet pictures. We all have our fears."
"I feel dumb after just listening to them. Thinking about intentionally busting my eardrums to stop the noise."
"You can't get emotionally involved with a music video for Christ's sake."
"Soooo, your saying you only go for the pricks that won’t admit they're pricks, huh?"
"So is it just me or is that guy talking more than Boss? The world is going to end any minute now...I can feel it.."
"I just sent you e-mail. Delete it quickly for your own health and sanity. WAY too much brain damage."
"Oh my God! He is too fucking cute, he actually says ma'am. I think I might just have to squeeze his cheeks (not sure which set.) :)"
"I have no clue what we are supposed to be doing, but I am about to scream. This is so stupid. So where should we look for jobs?"
katehopeeden whispered in your ear at 8:52 AM
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